miss platt is our very podgy history teacher. she walks about two steps & and then shes out of breath.she is obsessed with henry the eighth and tries to bring sex into any subject we do. then theres Mr Royston OMG! he is our pervy latin teacher he sits there reading from the textbook with his hand down the back of his trousers with his teeth falling out. OMG! i have to tell you about this!